Merchandise 🎆

T-shirts for people who take their pyro seriously — printed designs, sold from the same Glasgow shop as the fireworks.

Not fireworks, so no age restriction and no specialist courier: these go by ordinary post like any other parcel.

13 products  ·  all tried & tested!
Country is Fcked , But Nice Fireworks Tshirt

Country is Fcked , But Nice Fireworks Tshirt

£9.99£14.99SAVE £5
I Like Fireworks Tshirt

I Like Fireworks Tshirt

£9.99£14.99SAVE £5
Fireworks Director Tshirt

Fireworks Director Tshirt

£9.99£14.99SAVE £5
WTF Fireworks Tshirt

WTF Fireworks Tshirt

£9.99£14.99SAVE £5
🏆 Bundle & save

Two barrages are good. A Pyro Bundle is a show.

Our ready-made bundles pair barrages, rockets and a finale piece — saving you up to £61 vs buying separately.

Shop Pyro Bundles →
Lets Get Hammered 4th July Tshirt

Lets Get Hammered 4th July Tshirt

£9.99£14.99SAVE £5
Just Here To Bang Tshirt

Just Here To Bang Tshirt

£9.99£14.99SAVE £5
Independence Day Tshirt

Independence Day Tshirt

£9.99£14.99SAVE £5
Whistling Buttholes Tshirt

Whistling Buttholes Tshirt

£9.99£14.99SAVE £5
Thats Enough Fireworks

Thats Enough Fireworks

£9.99£14.99SAVE £5
Smell of Pyro Tshirt

Smell of Pyro Tshirt

£9.99£14.99SAVE £5
MILF Tshirt

MILF Tshirt

£9.99£14.99SAVE £5
Firework Director Tshirt

Firework Director Tshirt

£9.99£14.99SAVE £5
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Buying fireworks: the 60-second guide

Shot count tells you how busy the sky gets, duration tells you how long the wow lasts, and the height rating tells you the space you'll need. For a typical garden, anything up to 25m with an 8m safety distance is ideal.

🛡️ Fire it like a pro

Every product page lists its safety distance, and every order ships with our plain-English safety guide. Buckets, portfires, and a torch — we'll make sure you're sorted.

Visit the Safety Hub →